plaster of paris

The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.

Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"

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plaster of Paris

An old-fashioned bandage made in the French capital.

I am allergic to a lot of the chemicals used in modern band-aids, so I prefer to bandage a minor cut with a plaster of Paris.