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Being "Plastic Bagged" is when you want to have sex, but cant find a condom.
To the extent that everything starts to look llike a condom alternative option, such as a plastic bag.
Basically like being cock blocked by the lack of protection.
Guy 1: Man, I was going to fuck Dana but I got plastic bagged
Guy 2: Thats why you always get condoms!
Guy 1: Yeah I know, she was pissed.
Guy 2: Dumbass.
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Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
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Used to put over an ugly girls head.
Good for having sex because you dont have to see her face.
Usually works for girls with a dirty face and a nice body.
Rar blad, That girl is mong, Would you do her for a fiver?
Na man, Only if you give me a Plastic bag.
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A term for a condom- refers to putting it over your head
Pickle- Hey my life sucks I have to live in a jar!
Dick- Oh yeah? They put a plastic bag on my head, put me in a cave, then hit my head against the wall until I throw up!
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Elderly woman who has had too much cosmetic surgery.
Why does grandma need breast implants? She's already a plastic bag!
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Similar to the act of paper bagging. However, because the person being bagged cannot breath under the plastic bag opposed to the paper bag, he/she will suffocate as a result. The term is used to describe someone that is so ugly that you would have to kill them after intercourse.
Adam: Charlies' girlfriend is a real minger, he ought to be Plastic Bagging that bitch.
Bart: I think you mean paper bagging?
Adam: I don't think you understand just how ugly she is.
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Sometimes when you're really desperate (and usually drunk), you wake up next to a really fat chick with a face like a mangy dog. Whether you brown bagged it or not, the rumor that you slept with her has the possibility of spreading the second she leave's your room. Keep a plastic bag in your night stand for these special occasions. Just whip out that bag before the beast wakes, throw it over her face, and put that fat tub of shit down for good. Proceed to get rid of the body, as it might be evidence that you porked the porker.
The boys at the Frat house can never find out that I slept with Tina the fat lard, I better Plastic Bag this fat bitch.
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