Dinner Plate Dick

A penis that is not long but is extremely wide, comparable to a dinner plate

Damn that dude got a dinner plate dick.

Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!