Play Battleship

An internationally recognized word for sex.

Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?

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play battleship

To sit at a table with someone while you both have laptops open, opposite one another, as if you were playing battleship.

Dude A: Ugh. I can't believe your didn't pay your internet bill. I really need to check my email.

Dude B: Whatever, let's just take our laptops to Costa Coffee and play battleship.

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Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.

I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!