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Playing doubles is a euphamism for having a foursome with another couple.
"Hey, that couple looks cute. Do you think they want to play doubles?"
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Having sex with two people in one day. Usually a casual hook up and a significant other.
A: What did you do last night?
B: I made a double play. First, I met X at the bar and brought him/her home for some midday action. Then I had dinner with Y and stayed the night at his/her place.
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To do a fat lass from behind but standing up, whilst fiddling her nipples with one hand and strumming her clit with the other.
When space is at a premium or all the beds are taken at a party, then the best position will be to play the double bass.
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To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.
Very few men have managed a double play.
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When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.
Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.
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When you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.
I had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.
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When two people are declared "out" during sexual relations-a threesome or greater-usually due to an unforeseen complication or unavoidable incident.
Kelly was about to engage in coitus with the two men from the bar, but the abrupt phone call informing her of her mother's passing resulted in a double play for the two of them.
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