Play with the cat

A code phrase/name for smoking marijuana or being high that originated in Northern Virginia. The word "cat" be modified to use in many different ways as a noun, verb, or adjective. See example sentences for guidance.

I'm going to go play with the cat.

Yo, I'm so catty right now.

I have some dank cat treats to share.

Do you want to cat?

Can I buy some cats?

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Playing Feral Cats

This is when one person bites the back of the neck of another person and proceeds to mount them in that position in a more exaggerated "doggie style"- the way two feral cats would. Some sort of anal fingering or licking must also take place at some point in the sexual encounter because feral cats ofter forage through rubbish. An excess of disturbing cat noises is preferred.

I think my roommate was playing feral cats last night. I kept hearing all kinds of meowing and screeching sounds.

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playing checkers with the cat

A slang term used to describe female masturbation.

Jenna is at home playing checkers with the cat.

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Play him off, Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat is an internet meme that broke in early 2009. The meme features a video of a cat playing a keyboard added as a punchline to a fail video. The original video of Keyboard Cat was shot in the 1980s and uploaded to YouTube by the cat's owner Charlie Schmidt in 2007. Another YouTuber, Brad O'Farrell, uploaded the first Play him off, Keyboard Cat video in February 2009, combining a clip of a man in a weelchair falling down an escalator with the Keyboard Cat clip. The meme started to spread soon after as other users began creating more Play him (or her) off, Keyboard Cat clips, and msm coverage followed. Keyboard Cat (real name Fatso) died in 2000.

Example of a Play him off, Keyboard Cat video:
Bill O'Reilly: We'll do it live! Fuck it! I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Keyboard Cat: Doo doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo.

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Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.

That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse

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