Playing Turtle

It's an expression use to describe the harsh feelings of wanting to use the toilet really badly.

Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.

You know how a turtle sticks his head in and out of its shell? Well that's what I'm doing to my ass, I'm playing turtle with my crap.

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play turtle

When a persons share a bed or sleeping bag and one person holds the other's head underneath the covers after a particularly potent fart. The victim is forced to breath the concentrated odor for an unspecified time.

My girlfriend and I went camping and we ate chilli and then I showed her how to play turtle.

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playing turtle

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

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Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”