Playsectomy

When a young man, 18-20, wisely decides to invest in having a vasectomy. The sheer volume of serious game to be played over the next decade calls for zero chances of unwanted pregnancy and uninhibited slay with his tool. The playsectomy can be reversed when the man is ready to settle down and spread his good seed wisely.

Did you hear Tito just had a playsectomy?

Ah man, to be young again. That kid is gonna put that knot to work.