plead the 69th

pleading the 69th protects you from any words, or actions, that you did/said while you were horny. can be used in any instance, and is legally binding

Tina-"didn't you send cathy a dick pic?"
joey-"i plead the 69th"

ugly chick-"you still down for what we talked about last night?"
joey-"i plead the 69th"