pleasure bat

Noun; pl-ē-zh-ūr b-at

Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.

Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.

Ex 1: She quaked as I ripped my pleasure bat from her dripping pussy

Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.