plucked turkey

A plucked turkey is when your pubic region grows back after shaving.

"Oh god, Check out that plucked turkey!"

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Plucking the turkey

Shaving one's scrotum.

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!