plumley

The best fuck ever, in a ravishing sense. Almost too much to handle but a perfect amount of perfection. Plumley. (adj.)

Fuck me plumley... -When and where baby?; I will bring some apple cider

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Peter Plumley-Walker

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.

popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"

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