PLV

(this is a parody, dont take it seriously)

PLV,formerly known as Pulmonary LIGMA-Associated Virus is a very infectious virus that affects humans mostly. PLV is a rare disease, but once someone gets it, they can easily spread it to other people. This virus is very dangerous as it targets people's lungs, damaging them, making them slowly fade away. PLV can also infect some people with a dangerous disease called LIGMA. PLV transmits through air and water. It can also infect objects.
SYMPTOMS
PLV is a very dangerous disease because, if not treated properly, it can lead to lungs failing to recieve oxygen. This virus can kill a healthy human being in just a few days. Once this virus enters the human's body, it will immediatly affect the person's lungs and infect them with LIGMA. When the disease finally affects the person's lungs it will immediatly start spreading through the entire respiratory system, until the person can't breathe properly anymore. Then, if the infected person is named Vladimir, the virus will spread to all of Vladimir's organs until it makes a complete system failure.
CAUSES
PLV is mostly transmitted through other people but you may also get it by getting touched by anyone who's name is Vladimir
ORIGIN
Someone got touched by Vladimir Putin and since then, the disease is spreading.
PREVENTION, TREATMENT
You can prevent it by wearing a mask every time and not touching anything that may have PLV. You can't get treated
REFERENCES
LIGMA disease

person 1: Vladimir infected me with PLV!
person 2: I told you not to go to his home.

PLV

Pathetic Loser Vibes

His Tinder page said he wanted cuddles and quality time... that's PLV

He told me that I'm unstable and irrational for leaving him but he's the one crying on the phone with me trying to get me back...so much PLV.

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PLV

abbreviated for pulpy logic virus, PLV defines a moment of extreme stupidy or lack of sense. The word is coined after Mustafa Ali Mirza, a professional dumbass.

I think Wasif has got PLV, he called Paris a country

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PLV

Short for "par la voie"
The french version of "BTW"

Tu es très mignon PLV ;

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PLV

parking lot virus is when an urban development to make old world buildings vehicle accessible takes over that buildings functionality or grand construct or architecture. eventually making the building or area look like a rundown strip mall.

Sandhurst got mega PLV going on, the rear quad is completely unusable. I don’t think I could learn anything there at this point, its infrastructure has been discredited.