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The act of cutting holes in your pockets so that you can masterbate in your pants.
Person 1: Are you pocket doging?!?!?
Person 2: NO!!
Person 1: SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!
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A hot dog kept in a man's pocket in case he is unable to achieve erection. Used as an alternative to a penis on an unsuspecting victim.
After a long night of pubbing, when it came time to get laid, poor ole Eddy had a case of whiskey dick. Luckily, he had his pocket dog and she didn't even know the difference!
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A small breed dog. Chihuahua, Pomerinian, Shih-Tzu, Yorkie, etc.
My pocket dog will bite off your ankle, dude.
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To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.
"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."
or
"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man
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I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔
“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”
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dog shit in your left pocket
"yo thats left pocket dog shit, man!"
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dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.
hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?