pocket mail

When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuck of muffled clamor. It may go on for hours, and wastes at least one minute of your day before you realize you just recieved some pocket mail.

That fucktard Steve Dave just left me another piece of pocket mail and I swear I could hear his dick this time.

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Pocket Mail

When your phone is in your pocket and you got a text message.

*Phone in pocket*
*Ring Ring*
Friend: Whoa somone has pocket mail (:

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