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Rocks that are placed into someone's pants pocket so the ensuing result is sure drowning
Joe: "That Billy guy is a real douche bag"
Michael: "You should give him pocket rocks and push him into a pool"
Joe: "Great idea, then he would drown!"
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What happens to a Hot Pocket after you cook it too long and it becomes resistant to human teeth.
Dan: Man, I made a Hot Pocket exactly as instructed on the box and it's still over done!
Kip: Have fun with your Rock Pocket, I'm getting pizza.
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When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.
I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.
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your testicals are in your pocket
I have a pocket full of rocks and it feels so good.
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When you butt-dial a rock&roll song.
I had a pocket rock and began to jam.