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When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets
Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!
When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.
Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?
Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.
Bob: Bummer
The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two
My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome
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When one is hanging out with a girl and he or she puts their hands in their pockets
"Hey do you see zach walking with his girl?"
"Yeah he got the pocket syndrome!!"