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point percy

To aim one's penis at the urinal.

Yeah, had a few tubes with the boys then just as the food arrived I had to point percy and wouldn't you know when I got back the mongrels had taken me steak.

by Ockerbloke November 2, 2007


point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

by algarve dave December 14, 2004

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pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013