to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums
after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain
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The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.
"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"
"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"