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Poke a man

A phrase invented to separate Pokemon, the fun old Game Boy RPG from the childhood of today's 20-year-olds, from all of the stupid spin-off crap that the game spawned. It is assumed that when one refers to Pokemon, they mean the nostalgia-inducing black-and-white adventure, and when one refers to poke-a-man, they either mean the cartoon show, the card game, or a homosexual act.

"Where you going, home to poke a man?"

"No, I thought I'd play some Pokemon."

by Drunken Mewtwo March 6, 2010

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Poke me man

when a gay guy pokes your pp and then starts to suck it while saying got to catch em all

poke me man

by midget porn 69420 December 21, 2020


Poke man

Thine shalt poke men in the genetailia.

You should go poke man that guy Jeff.”

by The Yoted One September 10, 2019

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Poke-Man

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.

by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021