Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.

That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.

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Poke Through

Accidental and unfortunate anal penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.

Steve: "Doug, you've been washing your hands for ten minutes."
Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."

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Poke Through

While wiping your ass your finger pokes through the paper and into your Rusty Sheriffs Badge.

I had a Poke Through and got some rust under my fingernail.

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poking through the armor

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

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