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Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool

Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick

by Kore March 18, 2004

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Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

by Bollocks March 4, 2005

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Poking Stick

A stick used to poke ice to see if it's strong enough to walk on.

Damnit, i fell in the lake, fucking poking stick

by Karyn & Shaun February 10, 2004

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Poking Stick

n. 1) A magical ruler of a highschool student.

2) there have been over 6 poking sticks. A poking stick is only classed a poking stick, once the chosen one (the great Jedee Mastahs) has written poking stick on it.

3) it is approx. 41cm, wooden and is found in most newsagents. Various others have been spawned, but the only true one lies in a drawer of my . i mean the chosen ones cupboard drawer of doom.

4) its a ruler, that i called te poking stick when i wrote poke nelson and i would poke people with it.. hours of fun, a great idea

i poked nelson with the poking stick

by Mattalac December 10, 2003

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Poking stick

A hard dick

Eg...Dave is spooning Maya.

Maya says... Stop poking me with your poking stick

by Spazzy714 January 13, 2011

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poke 'n stick

some dumb shit that I did cause I am fucking retarded,
basically a tattoo that dumb ass kids do when they bored, you can do it by yourself

fuck man I gave myself a poke 'n stick last night

I'm smart

by DwightIsAlmighty August 3, 2019