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Jumping into the ocean in the morning. Not only crazy, but freezing.
Polar bearing: the pins and needles feeling that you get when you're sitting on your leg is the feeling you get all over when you jump into the water that early.
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starts out with chopping a hole into a frozen over lake, then having you and a few of your friends jump into the freezing cold and spend as much as time in there as desired..... usually its a total of 3 seconds
Lets go polar bearing in Lake Sinai before I give you a Rusty Trombone.
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When a group of males form a circle and have an inflatable polar bear animal, and to fill it they must all ejaculate into it until it is completely filled. After the polar bear is inflated with semen the person who ejaculated the least amount will be required to belly flop onto it causing to burst semen all over their chest.
Man 1: what did you do last friday?
Man 2: Craig, Jeff, Steve, and I went Polar bearing it was super fun!
Man 1: THAT'S AWESOME YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME!
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Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.
I have abandonment issues with my dad, so I tend to be into polar bears.
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a BEAR... its an animal.. im surprised after all those definitions noone mentiioned that
omg he got eaten by a polar bear in canada
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giving head with an ice cube in your mouth
"dude she just gave me the sickest polar bear"
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According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.
See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale
"Looks like Anna found her ride home for the night. We raise our glasses to another hapless victim of our local Polar Bear."
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