Random
Source Code
Random
when canned air is applied on a woman's nipples to make them ice hard.
My bitch gets off whenever I give her polar caps.
5👍 3👎
A shit of sufficient length it extends out of the bowl and over the edge of the toilet seat
Much to his friends dismay, Frank again shared the incredulous story about the time he shit not just a mere surface breaker, but a polar cap breaker no shorter than 16”.
5👍 1👎
The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.
It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.
34👍 7👎
The act of ejaculating on your lovers face whilst they sleep when temperatures outside have dropped below freezing. Then opening the window allowing the semen to freeze overnight and taking a picture in the morning as they wake.
Holli was annoyed at having to blow dry the Polar Ice Cap off her face before getting ready for work.
5👍 2👎
Freeze an entire tray of Semen, stuff the ice cubes up your partners' ass and lick their rectum until each ice cube melts.
Bob's ass is still frost bitten from Steven taking him to the Polar Ass Caps.
7👍 2👎
The term for a guy who is going bald
Thanks for setting me up with that blind date. He was a total Polar Ice Cap. great.
5👍 2👎
when you stick an icecube up a females vagina and fuck till it melts (go for time!!!!)
i preformed the polar ice cap on my girlfriend and i did it in under 60 seconds!
2👍 6👎