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Polish One

A female humanoid, given to extreme hair growth in areas normally associated with that of the male variety. In rare cases the species displays a moustache as the only obvious sign of Polishicity.

"Did you see the Polish one at the weekend?"

"No, she was stroking her beard at home."

by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006

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polish one off

to relieve sexual tension

when im home alone i like to polish one off

by A'rris October 22, 2008


polishing the one eyed gopher

To masterbate while driving

You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006

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polishing the one-eyed bishop

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

by CelVal November 30, 2013


polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020