polish the trophy

Euphemism for male masterbation.

I think I'll go in and polish the trophy.

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polishing the trophy

The act of masturbating after a great accomplishment. Also, the act of giving a hand-job to someone who has just won an event.

He will be polishing the trophy tonight.
Greg polished the trophies for the entire team.

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