poo flower

When you feel the overwhelming urge to scratch your sphincter through your underpants without having wiped thoroughly on your last poo, you will later find a flower shaped imprint roughly the size of your fingertip where your ring has left its mark

Doris to Leon - Man my ass is well itchy

Leon to Doris - don't press too hard....you know how hard those poo flowers are to remove in the wash

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