Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

poo mine

To "poo mine" was originally the equivilant to dumpster diving.
The current definition of poo mining is to go into abandoned houses, usually ones slated for demolition but not always, and scrounge through the contents left behind by the previous tenants for usable or sellable goods.
In the lower mainland of BC the homes are also stripped of any pipes and wires that can be sold as scrap.
A majority of poo miners are doing so to fuel addictions to speed.

I moved out of my house and while loading the last bunch of stuff into the truck, the poo miners were already waiting to go in.

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