poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back

Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!

poo nest

a comfortable warm, hygienic and dry seating area for anal deposits. placing sheets of toilet paper tactically around the rim of the toilet seat.

a cold public toilet with a wet seat, what to do?
tear sheets from the toilet roll, place strategically, sit back and relax. maybe read the news? Or perhaps listen to 5 live - fuck it, just hook up a portable TV and poo in luxury... this poo nest is lush

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