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A party in which all of the activities involve poo. Diarrhea is used for finger painting and diarrhea balloon fights (funnels are suggested for getting the diarrhea into the balloons, but getting poo all over you is half the fun). Solid poo is used for spin the poo (you get a dirty sanchez or a cleaveland steamer instead of a kiss), pin the poo on the donkey (the face of another party-goer is a great substitute when you're fresh out of donkeys), and sculpting poo (poo can be baked to preserve your work). Poo with corn and peanuts serves as a great snack while poo smoothies are a great thirst quenchers, and poo burritos are a treat everyone will love. The best poo parties always end with a butt fiesta.
It is suggested that party-goers eat a big meal, preferably chock full of beans, and take laxatives before attending to really increase the level of poo fun. And, if you want to get the party started a little early, wear a diaper all day before attending. That way, you should have plenty of poo ready to go when the poo party starts.
Those cool kids at the Palo Alto House throw the best poo parties! I wish I had as much fun with my poo as those crazy kids.
Did you hear about that poo party Brad held last weekend? I hear Ward showed up and had everyone chili dog her while she masturbated to a picture of Villiers, the poo party queen.
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When an undisclosed number of homosexual men form an ass-to-face circle and release fecal matter onto the awaiting face of the men behind them. the fecal matter is then used to condition the skin and hair. Any remaining feces is used for party games like pin the tail on the donkey and bobbing for apples (except feces is used instead of apples).
Sup nigga! Where Kevin C been at?
Aw you know that skinny motha fucka went to that poo poo party at the YMCA!
Yeah that nigga love his poo poo.
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A Poo Party in which someone dies. A common occurrence usually caused by cholera infection. However other factors can cause the death. Drowning in Diarrhea from the swimming poo, suffocation from too much poo in your mouth from the party games, choking on ones own vomit. Septic shock from getting poo in an open wound is a less common but still possible cause of a Tommy Lee Poo Party, as can chillidogging if people aren't safe about it (although that takes longer but can in theory retroactively make a Poo Party a Tommy Lee Poo Party) . To avoid a Tommy Lee Poo Party it is suggested that a nurse or doctor attend the poo party to prevent death or injury even if said individual is likely to be a party pooper.
oh no Lloyd is dead!
guess this just became a Tommy Lee Poo Party...
I grabbed that 10 inch turd and shoved it down gregs throat like a chocolate corndog and he just keeled over? I didn't sign up for a Tommy Lee Poo Party!
What comes out of your system once a party has ended.
Man: "Shit! I was so fucking smashed, I just ate like a fat person!"
Woman: "That's not all you did..."
Man: "Huh?! what are you talkin' bout' you fuckin whore!?"
Woman: "After the party you did a party poo in their letter box"
Man: "Fuckin Jesus!"
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A Pee-Poo-Party (PPP) is when you have a group of people, depending on your gender and what your preference is, standing around in a circle with a single person sitting in the middle while everyone standing around them pees and craps all over their face and body. The subject being "Humiliated" can do as he/she pleases while receiving a warm shower from the Gods above. In the form of humiliation, the subject 'sub' may cry or squirm in displeasure and maybe be forced to swallow whatever fluids or fecal matter that may come. Otherwise, it can be done in some cultures as an initiation of becoming an adult or can be done by the LGBTQ community because they are satanists and enjoy that shit.
There's an ad on Craigslist for a pee poo party at an abandoned movie theater downtown main street tomorrow. It said something about a guys wife disobeyed him and her punishment is a bunch of rando's taking turns unloading everything they got in her face sounds like a party to me!