Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.