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Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.
I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...
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Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet
Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.
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When you procrastinate by taking an extra long time in the bathroom.
Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?
Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.
Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....
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The act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.
"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."
the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.
"Celeste stop poocrastinating, and let's go for our morning run!"
Putting off a poop because you know you will be on the toilet for an extended period of time.
"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."
-Poocrastination
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To put of the act of taking a dump because you don't want to miss a show, game, etc. This usually results in a huge crap coming out all at once right when you finally sit down on the john.
Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.
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