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everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but nobody wants to fuck the poodle.
stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he's such a cutie pie.
allison: i know right he's so cute
tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?
stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom
tom: oh shit im a poodle
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An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.
Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!
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Used as a loving pet name. Dropped lightly, not as serious as babe, honey.
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One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.
The Left calls Tony Blair "George Bush's poodle."
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Verb. Also ends in -ing or -ed.
The act of throwing rocks at someone who:
A) completely disgusts you
B) hurt you
C) pisses you off by acting ridiculously
That red-headed fool has pissed me off so badly, I want him to get poodled!
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