poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

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poofed

Synonymous with pooped. Poofed means to fell tired, exhausted, or worn-out.

Nick told Berkley to go study before she became completely poofed.

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poofed

To expand; enlarge; poof out.

The cat was agitated. His tail was poofed out.

There was a strong wind today. Her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.

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poofed

When someone leaves a party without anyone noticing.

Where did Scott go? I don't know he poofed.

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poofed

means to have stolen something or to have your stuff stolen

Damn yo he just poofed ya shit.

Man i straight poofed her phone.

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poof poof

To have sex. get laid.

I need some poof poof. I want some poof poof. Lets go out and get some poof poof.

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The Poof The Poof

Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.

A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial)

It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.

ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?

David: Alright, it's wet...so I wanna know, who the hell was using my loofah?

Amy: It's actually a "The Poof The Poof"...and it was me. Sorry.

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