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Being thrown around in bed light a wet weightless pool noodle
Jason Momoa can pool noodle me anytime.
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The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.
I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle
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being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle
Jake was pool noodling me last night.
Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.
He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night
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A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
Dude where are the pool noodles at?
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When a male inserts his erect penis into his own anus and blows a load, exerting an outward force so strong it shoots out of his mouth, similar to a pool noodle.
Bro 1: Yo bro, you tryna come over and blow some pool noodles?
Bro 2: HELL FUCKING YES
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You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.
Did you hear what happened to Austin? His girl pool noodled him and it got in his eye.
EWWW!
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