To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne
Person 1: My laptop smells funky
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
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