poonking

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

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PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

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poonk

Slang for anus or rectum. Well-known term to Native Americans

You don't know your poonk from a hole in the ground.

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Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

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