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Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
A difficult situation involving more than one lady.
Yeah, Larry's done gone and got himself inna poontangle. Now his shit 's all over on the lawn.
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1. He or she that tangles with poon. See poon.
2. Slang term for parasitic poon insect,i.e.: crotch critter, crab, etc.
Submit to me you hussy! For I am the POONTANGLER !!!
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I'll bet that European chick has a massive poontangle.
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Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.
I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.
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A jealous love triangle among three lesbians
She thought they were just friend with benefits but it turned into an ugly poontangle.
The art of seduction wherein the male of the species slays some poon or vagina.
Well boys, I'd love to stay, but I got some poontangling to do tonight...
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