poop atoms

Invisible particles released into furniture when sitting on and farting

Dan: Man, those movie theatre seats are musty!
Trey: No doubt! They've absorbed millions of poop atoms over the years.

Atomic Poop

A poop that is so huge that it could wipe out a small country. Its smell shock wave travels for 100 miles in all directions.

"Hey, some guy just took an Atomic Poop in the bathroom."
"Now we can't use it for a week!"