A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds
walks in poop deli
customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”