poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.

i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.

sudden poop thrust

when you all the sudden get the urge to poop... and there is no way you can hold it.

Brian: So I was just at the mall trying on clothes, and got a sudden poop thrust and just knew i had to crap immediately. Man, it came out of nowhere!

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Poop thrust

A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.

Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...