pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam

"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"

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pooping like a duck

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).

1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!

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