poopjack

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.

I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!

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poopjack

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.

Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.

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poopjack

To hijack one's social media, usually to post status updates involving pooping.

Dan poopjacked Wendy while she was answering the door.

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