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Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.
Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.
Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.
Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?
Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!
1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.
Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"
raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good
dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife
The gay version of "poontang".
Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.