popalop

-When a cat fucks a dog.
*'Ha! Look at my cat popalopping over there!'
-When you fall down, and your shoe laces come undone.
*'I had a popalop in the driveway this morning.'
-When massive racoons go through your garbage can.
*'Ah man! My trash was majorly popalopped last night!'
-When you forget to shave your under arms.
*'Holy Shit! Did you see christy's grody popalop in gym class today?'

*Did you know: The word popalop, comes from the Texan word 'peppylova-shooshoo' meaning a sexually active lava lamp. See sexually active lava lamps

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King Popalop

A proper name given to a man who continuously betrays the trust of his significant other, and excels at it. King Popalop not only looks to cheat, he makes cheating an art, leading others to ask: "Does he know how to do anything besides cheat on his wife/girlfriend?"

Setting - a bar

Bob: Where did Bill go?
Fred: I don't know he was just talking to some girl by the bar.
Bob: I wonder where he is. I'll call his cell phone.

Bill's cell phone: Ring. Ring.

Bill: Yo Bob, whats goos?
Bob: You tell me whats goos. Where you at?
Bill: In this girl's crib right now, with eleven of her girlfriends.
Bob: Yo you are King Popalop right now!

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