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When Link touches his eye after fondling pork.
Link rubbed his eye after eating Cuban pork with his fingers, resulting in pork eye.
When you just ate pork and you rub your eye, getting pork juices in your eyeball.
"You want pork eye, not pink eye."
"I got the pork eye man stay away, stay away unless you want a lil' *oink* *oink* *oink*"
Definitely something on urban dictionary
“You want pork eye, not pink eye”
“I got the pork eye man, stay away”
when you poke yourself in the eye, and get a lil bit of pork in it.
"Pork eye... that's definitely something on urban dictionary..." - Stevie Levine
It is definitely something on Urban Dictionary
Stevie: “guys, Pork Eye is definitely something on urban dictionary”
n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
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When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.
Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.
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