Random
Source Code
Random
Dude, you won’t believe it... I think I just saw Jimmy & Ralph pull a Pork Slider.
That greasy, sweaty douchebag at the gym. He shops at buckle, is the macho man on the stair stepper, and slides into your DMs.
You're a real pork slider, you know that?
When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!
Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?
Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!
When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz
I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen