Porkling

Like snorkling, but when you 'snorkel' in a woman's genitalia. Oral sex on a woman.

Aka Cunnilingus, muff diving.

"I still remember the first time Bev let me go porkling..." - Denny Crane

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porkle

Having a cheeky pint with your mate

Oi Reece m8, you game for a porkle later

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porkle

porkle {noun}

the pickle pork of a peace of pork that is distinctly pickled for the porkle porkly goodness of porkles originality

* mexican grandpa * - man, i downed that pickled porkle.

Porkle

noun A large heaping of rolling grass often found in the outskirts of Southern Austria. Most common sightings include areas where grazing cows of a specific variety tend to converge.

John: Hey! Get the camera this view is amazing.
Dan: OMG, wait is that a porkle over there by that herd of cows?
John: You're right!