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portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc
the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.
TrueCrypt encrypted device for safely storing pornagized porn to avoid getting caught by parents when not orgasming or a safety net when boxers are around feet when orgasming
TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends
It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.
The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.
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(noun) A pen drive/flash drive with an integrated USB interface which contains pornographic files.
Porn drive example:
Friend: ''Hey, Peter, can I put my files in your flash drive, I gotta take them to work..''
Me: ''Oh god no NO NO NO NO NO!''
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Porndrive or Porn drive (prior copulation), is the co-drug or even catalytic effect of pornography that rapidly expanded the internet into every working mans home in the 90s who had a phone line and a screeching pussy cat sound meant you would convert in a jiffy. Sounding the bell end of vanilla phone sex. It's addictive allure can be a healthy complement to the sweet spot a balanced and beautiful mind, but be warned, find your boundaries and remember. ITS ONLY A MOVIE! they are action men and pro women, that's not real life and if you tried it at home, you could blow yourself off and break your neck, garrotte yourself or rub yourself off the genetic tree by not procreating. The porn police are on the Edge of what's legal and a few "don't try this at home" at the beginning and guide and behind the behind scenes at the end sure to cum, and much needed as BS standard. Porn empowers, but it can also subjugate. This is the one place in life where neither is wrong (see SMDrive, of 50 shades of ayg)
Something went wrong. I was lost in an amazing place online of infinite possibilities on a respectable GOV approved site, to get away from my shithole of a life and getting inspiration for a fresh start and what I really wanted and what could be achieved this was a porndrive of my soul, life and mind, I was in pure heavenly procrastination when all of a sudden the porn police turned up on my webcam and cut it off. I might have to get out there and meet some friends, how on earth do you meet people these in real life if you have no friends in the real world? Can I connect my porn to my car LCD or listen to the music videos. Another type of porn drive me thinks. I also have a little 32GB micro, that's my pornodrive, its so small it fits in my chaps eye and the portable powerbank cylindrical and smooth and fits up my arse (that last bits a joke, don't insert anything electrical in your body, only a expert in cybernetics can and stop, think, wank DONT porn and drive.