porn hole

Strange phenomenon that occurs when one browses through internet smut, then realises that four hours have passed, and they've been spent looking at porn. Often accompanied by huge sense of self-loathing.

"Sorry I'm late, I fell down a porn hole"

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porn black hole

In the early days of the internet when pop-up porn ads burst onto the screen so fast that you could not go back a page fast enough, thus getting caught in the porn black hole.

Man, I was at my parents house doing some porn surfing when I got caught in a porn black hole.

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